Vladd hasn't been bothered by his mother for almost two weeks. Usually Mami Smirnov likes to check on Vladd via the intercom which Vladd had long since removed, or via cell phone, pager or e-mail. Mami rarely does this last thing in particular. If you have time. Well, now Mami is back
to the UK and then connecting to Japan, it felt peaceful on earth for a moment.
But it's a thousand darlings, this morning Mami Smirnov's planned arrival was felt. Vladd's cellphone and e-mail received the same message: "Mommy today
Go home, don't play around, okay, Vladd? There's a surprise for you. Small, tiny, cute. Surely you like it. See you at home, okay? If you meet your father, please tell him. Mami had contacted me earlier, she wasn't there. answer. "
Vladd sighed, annoyed. Don't play anywhere? Where do you want to play? Is this mother joking or is she really indifferent to her children? You already know that Vladd never goes wrong, his job is to lock himself in his room all the time, why do you order him like that? Of course Mami doesn't know what Vladd is like. Because if Mami really wants to make a joke, it's really dry
And Mami Smirnov's plan to return home makes Maryati even more troubled. It was still early in the morning when he called several regular florists. The cleaning service team who just came yesterday was also called.
"Madam likes being greeted with fresh flowers and seeing the house in a clean condition," reasoned Maryati.
The florist was just happy to get an order like that. The one who was a bit nagging was the head of the cleaning service team. He complained, because the cleaning quota in the house was only twice a week. If you add more, they ask for more money. Besides, if you just cleaned it yesterday, it's not dirty now. But Maryati still insisted on carrying out her intentions. Regarding additional payments, it's easy. Can be arranged. If it's still clean, just make it dirty again. Will clean it again later. Maryati is stupid
Hey, but don't protest, if the cleaning at Vladd's house is done by the cleaning service team. If you don't call a professional like that, Vladd's house will not be taken care of. Indeed, every morning Maryati cs (Ms. Zuleha, Mr. Lukijo, Mr. Narsakip) also has the obligation to clean. But because he wasn't an expert, Vladd's mother felt the need to bring in a special tire cleaning service for that. Understandably, their house is very big.
"Maas Mas Vlaaadd the invitation has come" Maryati shouted, banging on Vladd's door. Vladd, who was still engrossed in his subnotebook, pressed the door remote. Vladd's door opened. Maryati burst in while grumbling chattily.
"Hurry up, Mas Vladd. Hurry up. If you leave Mas, you'll be late for school. Johan's on holiday while Madam is away. There's no driver, Mas Vladd. Take a taxi, it'll take a long time."
"I can drive my own car," said Vladd, his eyes never leaving the computer screen.
"Oh, Mas Vladd, you can't drive a car with Mrs. Mas Vladd in seven months and then sixteen. Don't be reckless, Mas Vladd. If you're reckless, I'll be the one fired. Don't you feel sorry for me? I've only been paying off my house in Cinere for a year now. How come Mas Vladd has the heart..."
Vladd turned to Maryati resentfully. Whether you want to pay in installments for a house or pay for a barrel, it's really stupid to use the program of calculating people's ages again. Maryati didn't have much to do. Vladd grabbed her tiny remote on the table. He pressed the mute button while pointing it at Maryati.
Maryati was still nagging, but she couldn't hear her voice at all.
Only his mouth was moving. After realizing I couldn't make a sound,
Maryati was really shocked. Tried to scream, but no sound came out.
Maryati panicked and ran out of Vladd's room. Vladd laughed out loud, then cleaned up
subnoteoook Don't forget to put his magic remote in his pocket, then go to school.
As soon as he arrived at school, Vladd went straight into the locker room. Change into sports clothes. The first three hours are sports lessons for Vladd's class. Vladd and his friends
You are free to choose what type of sport.
James poked Vladd's back. Grinning. "Take what, Vladd?"
Vladd shrugged nonchalantly. "I don't know, computer chess, next time."
James chuckled. "Why are you changing clothes? You don't even have clothes on at the computer."
Vladd laughed with amusement. That's right. Why is he changing clothes? But it's okay, rather than not changing clothes. Then the Healthy Baby protests. Reese, right? Eh, who is Healthy Baby? Hehehe, that's the children's nickname for Mr. Wim, Vladd's class sports coordinator. The guy is fat and funny. Vladd and
His friends said he was a healthy baby.
Nanda and Nandi, sweet twin girls of Indian descent, passed near Vladd. Both of them smiled sweetly at Vladd. Vladd only responded with pleasantries. I hate talking to them. Apart from Vladd being really clueless, he can never tell the difference between Nanda and Nandi. Even though it's clear that Nanda wears glasses, Nandi doesn't.
"Together with us, Yuki Vladd. We want to do a beautiful jump," said Nanda in a friendly manner. "You can make your body bigger while swimming. Let's come together," said Nandi. Vladd shook his head quickly. "No, no, I'll just play chess."
Nanda and Nandi laughed together, then left. Vladd wandered off alone. Making your body bigger? Damn. Do they think this body is not big enough? Yep, very insulting
If what they say is big is at least like bodybuilder Ade Rai's body, don't worry. It's a hassle if you have to eat a lot from time to time. Wasting time
In the chess room, Vladd found Mr. Wim sitting stretched out playing chess against the computer. For a moment, Mr. Wim's hand scooped up the fried peanuts on the table. His mouth was busy chewing.
Vladd groaned to himself. Mr. Wim is the type of sports teacher who is really indifferent. His nature is relaxed, he doesn't care about being laughed at here and there. The thing is, with such a bloated stomach, Mr. Wim is more qualified to be a soccer player than a sports teacher.
"Sir...," Vladd scolded quietly.
Mr. Wim turned his head, smiled slightly. "Heh, Vladd, chess?"
Vladd nodded, turning on the school desktop. It wasn't long before Vladd was enjoying playing chess by himself.
"Want some nuts, Vladd?" offered Mr. Wim.
"Thank you, sir," said Vladd politely.
Mr. Wim chuckled. "Why? Afraid of getting fat? Afraid that no one will like you? Don't be afraid, Vladd. I'm this fat, many people like me. This isn't just any fat, you know. This stomach is big because..."
"Muscle" grabbed Vladd.
Vladd and Pak Wim laughed together.
"Eh, have I ever said that?" asked Mr. Wim.
Vladd smiled amusedly. Not ever, but often. How come Mr. Wim doesn't realize that every week he always challenges the whole class to punch him in the stomach?
"Come on, punch your stomach. It must be your hand that hurts. The problem is that your stomach is not big because of fat, but big because of muscle," said Mr. Wim always.
Mr. Wim turned off his computer. His head turned towards Vladd's computer screen. Vladd glanced over, disturbed. Wow, it's starting to relax, Vladd muttered to himself.
"Which smart, Vladd or computer?" teased Mr. Wim.
Vladd smiled resentfully.
"That's enough, Vladd, no matter how clever your brain is, it won't be able to beat a computer brain," said Mr. Wim again.
Vladd was annoyed. Oh, it's really cool, Vladd is starting to not be able to stand it. He took the remote from his pocket. He pressed the sleep button and pointed it at Mr. Wim.
Not long, zzz... zzz... zzz Have fun, Mr. Wim is sleeping. Vladd calmly continues playing chess. Free, without distractions.
Until sports time ended, Mr. Wim continued to sleep peacefully. Marigold looked into the chess room. I was stunned to see Pak Wim sleeping next to Vladd.
"Vladd, Mr. Wim is sleeping or fainting?"
"You know"
"Wake up, bro"
"No," Vladd ignored Marigold, who was still stunned.
Coming out of the locker room, Vladd was confronted by Nanda and Nandi.
"Hatciiim" Nanda sneezed while grinning.
"Haaatciiim" Nandi was talkative.
Vladd hurriedly avoided. You see, when he has a cold, Vladd speeds up his steps.
But the twin girls chased him. Nandi grabbed Vladd's hand, forcing him.
"Vladd, let's have a bio lesson together, okay?"
Nanda nodded. "Our experiment last week failed. We want to learn from you, Vladd. That's okay, right?"
Vladd was forced to agree seeing the expressions of Nanda and Nandi who were ready to sneeze again. The couple who had colds used to choose the sport of diving. Look for illnesses
Nanda and Nandi laughed with satisfaction.
"Haaatciiim Yes" their duet is in harmony.
And the result is predictable, during the biology practicum in the greenhouse, Nanda and Nandi were busy sneezing. Shout out, don't cover up the event. Vladd was so satisfied that he sent the twins viruses. When Vladd tried to press the mute button, it still didn't work. The two of them continued to fight noisily.
Vladd was surprised. It turns out that the influenza virus is not immune to the remote. It sucks
Nanda and Nandi laughed and sneezed when they saw Vladd repeatedly pressing the remote and pointing it at the two of them.
"Oh, Vladd, hatcim. We're not a color TV. Why do we use a remote?"
The twins laughed again. Vladd got a headache. I want to go home quickly. I want to fiddle with the tiny remote again. There's something that needs to be done
On the shuttle bus that took him home, Vladd sat anxiously. Vladd had chosen the back seat, eh, the twin girls were sitting in the back. They instead flanked Vladd. Once again, Vladd was bombarded with sneezes from right and left. Vladd moved to the front, the twins trailing again.
And in unison, they sneezed together again. Vladd was forced to move to the middle row of seats, sitting near James and Marigold. James is clearly disturbed by Vladd's presence, because he is currently making out with his sexy girlfriend, Marigold. But Vladd didn't care at all
Not long after, Vladd breathed a sigh of relief, because he was free from the twins' attack, suddenly Nanda and Nandi came, saying excuse me and then immediately came to sit near Vladd. Chatting while sneezing again.
James and Marigold were clearly increasingly disturbed. The intimate couple retreated to the back corner. And the twins happily managed to flank Vladd again.
Vladd surrendered, covering his face with a subnotebook.
The whole bus, who were watching the behavior of Vladd and the twins, smiled in amusement. They thought Vladd was crazy about being followed by two cute twin girls. The thing is, Vladd isn't really good at socializing. In fact, if they found out, Vladd would hate being given a sneezing virus and not being able to ward it off. The sophisticated remote doesn't work.
As soon as Vladd jumped off the bus, everyone on the bus laughed out loud. Nanda and Nandi especially. They were both satisfied teasing Vladd.
Entering the house, Vladd immediately rushed to his room. Maryati, who was busy chatting with the cleaning service team coordinator, turned to chase Vladd.
"Mr Vladd Maaas"
Too late, Vladd had entered the room. Maryati knocked on the door many times. But Vladd didn't care. He was busy taking apart the remote.
"There's definitely something wrong. There's definitely something that needs to be fixed," Vladd muttered.
Maryati, who was ignored, finally left Vladd's bedroom door. I'm also annoyed when I talk to the door. In fact, Maryati just wanted to ask whether Vladd was coming to pick up her mother or not. Just wanted to ask that.
Seeing Vladd's indifference, Maryati realized that Vladd would not be interested in picking up Mami Smirnov. So that Maryati and Johan will pick him up later. Johan was ordered via pager this morning.
For almost two hours, Vladd took apart the remote. Vladd doesn't understand, why does this sophisticated tool stop working? What's so great about the influenza virus? Vladd was starting to get desperate.
"Knock-knock-tock Tuing-tuing-tuiing"
There was a knock on the door along with the sound of the alarm. Annoyed, Vladd turned on the monitor. Aunt Zuleha turned towards the camera, smiling politely.
�"Milk chocolate, Mas Vladd."
Vladd pressed the door remote, letting Aunt Zuleha enter.
"Mango, sir. Drink it, okay?�Aunt Zuleha offered.
But Vladd just doesn't care. Keep unpacking and unpacking until you finally fall asleep.
When he woke up, Vladd was lying in bed. His shoes had been taken off. Vladd glanced at the small table next to his bed. There was a tiny package and a piece of paper on top. Vladd is reading lazily.
"Dear Vladd, this is a surprise from Mami. Open it."
Vladd wasn't interested in his marni surprais at all. In the past, he was never surprised. Mami Smirnov usually gives CD-ROM souvenirs. Vladd's CD-ROM collection is quite complete. From those containing references such as encyclopedias, all kinds of games, to CD-ROMs of songs, Vladd has it. Sometimes Mum
also likes to bring tamagotchi. Vladd really hates being given a Tamagotchi. Children toys
lack of work, he said
Bik Zuleha's donuts look good too. Crush peanuts on top
quite tempting. Vladd grabbed a doughnut, chewing it hastily. Hmmm, delicious
Wow, ehh, why does it look like there's a lump in your throat? It's really hard to swallow
"This donut is too draggy. It makes your throat hurt," cursed Vladd as he took his cold milk chocolate.
"Gluk-gluk, haaatciiim"
Vladd jumped in surprise. He held his nose tightly. Once again, "Haaatciim" Vladd's sneeze appears again.
Damn the twins. Because of them, Vladd got a cold. All afternoon Vladd kept sneezing. Maryati and Aunt Zuleha went back and forth from the room freely. Vladd didn't have time to remote the door. Sneezing makes him busy himself.
"No need to shower, Mas Vladd, the flu will get worse," said Maryati while massaging Vladd's feet. Idih, why do you massage your feet with the flu? Meanwhile, Aunt Zuleha confidently tried to take off Vladd's clothes. Vladd spontaneously dodged while getting angry.
"What's the matter, Sis? I'm not your... hatciim's child."
Aunt Zuleha and Maryati laughed.
"Auntie, please help me change my clothes. I've been wearing those clothes since morning. Will I change them, sir?" persuaded Aunt Zuleha.
Vladd shook his head quickly.
"Reluctant, unwilling" Vladd jumped to grab the door remote. "When I go out, I can change my clothes myself."
Again Maryati and Aunt Zuleha laughed. They were amused, Vladd looked like he was going to be raped. I was so panicked about changing clothes. Even though Maryati already knew Vladd
since I was in elementary school. Aunt Zuleha hasn't been able to walk since Vladd. Now Vladd feels big. Changed into fighting clothes. I'm already a virgin
Maryati and Aunt Zuleha left the room laughing. Vladd hurriedly remoted the door so it was locked. Not remembering to change clothes, Vladd continued with the event of disassembling and assembling the remote again. This time it was punctuated by sneezing which was very disturbing.
Vladd took a deep breath. He still doesn't know why the remote doesn't work against the influenza virus. Vladd took off his clothes carelessly, then threw them into the dirty clothes basket in the corner of the room. He reassembled the remote that made me curious.
Not long after, his cell phone rang. Vladd picked up. "Hello?" "Vladd? How are you?" Mami Smirnov's voice was curious. Vladd's forehead furrowed. "What, Mi?" "Is the souvenir good or not? You like it, don't you?"
Huhh, souvenirs, don't you remember? Vladd glanced at the tiny package on the bedside table. I think Mami asked how Vladd was doing. Is Vladd okay? Eh, this is actually asking for souvenirs.
"Good. Vladd likes it," Vladd answered carelessly.
"You're clever, Mami chose it," Mami Smirnov praised herself. Vladd was confused. Sneezing again.
"Come on, are you swimming again, Vladd? Mami already told you, you don't have to go swimming. Your body won't be able to stay in the water for long. Later, Mami will reprimand the sports teacher.
You. Who is it? Mr Wengki? Wimpi? Wendy?"
"Wim"
"Oh yes, Mr. Wim, Mami will scold him later."
"How are you, Mommy?" Vladd's voice, annoyed.�"Vladd was chess, not swimming."
"Ah, is that right, Vladd? If that's the case then, darling? There's another speaker. Mami's having a gala dinner..."
"What happened to Mummy? Just got home and she ran away again" Vladd was getting increasingly annoyed. Whether you want a gala dinner or a galatama, it's up to Vladd, he's really annoyed
�Yes, Mami didn't lie. Mami from Cengkareng immediately called me. There was a coronation of the best-dressed female and male executives. Not bragging, Vladd, Mami is one of them. You should be proud, Vladd. Mommy, you are chosen"
Vladd just pursed his lips.
"That's all for now, Vladd? Bye"
Click. Mami Smirnov turned off her cell phone without waiting for Vladd's greeting.
Vladd became increasingly irritated.
Vladd fiddled with his magic remote again. Is it true that the way the remote works has been upgraded using the BioControl system? This tool controls people's minds. So if the person being controlled is infected with a viral disease, which causes his nervous system to be disturbed, he cannot be controlled using the magic remote. Is that so?
But after hours of analysis, it turns out the remote's weakness is quite simple. When Vladd checked the battery indicator, there was a red sign pointing to low battery. The battery is about to run out
Vladd hit himself on the head while cursing, "Ah, you idiot." His dizziness got worse. Like a cell phone, the Vladd remote uses a battery that can be recharged, aka recharged. And because the battery is special, forced overnight, Vladd was sick and had to create a special charger for his magic tool. It turns out that no matter how sophisticated the tool is, it also has weaknesses