Ucup's neighbor's rooster that morning screeched really loudly. Make Ucup wake up from snoring. His dreams are in shambles.
Ucup rubbed his eyes. Looks at my drawstring trousers for a moment. Then dashed into the yard.
After peeing sufficiently on the gravel which was still wet with dew, Ucup then hooted as loudly as he could in response to the neighbor's chicken. Of course the chicken was shocked. But Ucup was indifferent. And now he does basic gymnastics movements.
Shaking his ass. Squat. Waiting. Squat again. Waiting again. Finally pulled the rickshaw, eh, took a deep breath until his nose deflated. Then throw it far away until you can't see it anymore.
Now Ucup puffed out his chest. Playing with his hand muscles. But shadow
Ucup is still far from Patriek Swayze. In fact, it looks more like Doyok. . .
Ucup's body is really skinny. So you can imagine that once upon a time Ucup joined in cowboy mode. He must have died during the delivery process. This means that before it arrived at the jury, the postman had already thrown Ucup's photo into the trash can.
But that morning Ucup's gymnastics clearly had nothing to do with the Coby Mode competition, except for professional demands. As a Ucup broadcaster, you really have to exercise to stay fit. That's why Ucup is so diligent in exercising every morning, drinking milk, washing (ugh, the last activity doesn't seem very suitable), apart from continuing to improve his vocal color.
Like this morning, Ucup continued to do gymnastics until sweat dripped all over his body.
At half past eight, when the sun began to shine, Ucup finished his activities. And hurriedly ran to the bathroom. Cibangcibung uses laundry soap.
While whistling a rap rhythm, Ucup imagined the beautiful day he would have.
***
That Sunday morning Vanya was sitting completing a crossword puzzle in the front room. Meanwhile, Vienna was busy reading a newly published magazine. It was quite a beautiful morning, but it made the two girls feel bored. Normally, the problem is that the child has fallen into poverty, because he watched Richard Marx's concert two days in a row.
"Win, a little more, here. Six questions in a row: stupid, stupid, stupid. The first two letters have been found, P and A. But there are six boxes available. Even though the correct answer is PAPI, right?"
Wina brought her head closer, glaring at the TIS boxes.
"Yeah, yeah? It should be four boxes."
Papi, who felt that his name was being called, was engrossed in reading the Sunday morning newspaper, and was stunned.
But a moment later, he became engrossed in his reading again. Mami giggled while pacing back and forth preparing the black forest as a result of her experiments from the recipe she gave
read in a women's magazine. The burning smell reached the next door neighbors.
"Maybe the answer isn't 'Papi'Vanya."
"After what?"
"Pandir. Yes, it's six squares of pandir."
"Oh, yes"
Kringgg!! The phone rang just as Mami crossed the sideboard. He immediately raised it with his left hand. His right hand was still full of wheat flour.
"Who?" said Mami without further ado.
A moment later Mami screamed, "Vanyaaa, call Kuncup!"
"Cup, Auntie," came a protesting voice from the other end of the phone.
"Who?"
"Cup."
"Wow, sorry, huh?"
"Ah, it's okay."
"Vanyaa, hurry up, here. Call from Kucluk."
"Why, why Kucluk?"
"We like it, bro!" eetus Mami while handing the phone to Vanya who had just arrived at her.
"Who's this?" Vanya immediately asked.
"This is Bang Ucup. Vanya, right?"
Vanya thought for a moment.
"What's wrong, Brother Ucup? It's not unusual for you to call. Usually often."
"Ah, Vanya can do it. Look, Vanyado you have an event this Sunday?"
"Depends."
"What if Bang Ucup invites JJS? Eat or watch something, like that?"
Vanya thought for a moment.
"Agreed," answered Vanya finally. "But can I invite a friend?"
Ucup, who turned out to be on the phone at the sub-district office, hesitated for a moment.
"Ng...?"
"How about it, is it okay or not?"
"Yes, that's fine."
"OK!" Vanya was excited as she put the phone down hard.
"Win, there is good news. We will escape the disaster of being forced to eat Mami's burnt cake! We won't go hungry."
"What's wrong, anyway?"
"Someone's asking for food!"
"Fun!"
They jumped up and down with joy.
***
But then rumors spread. Ucup was told that Vanya's mother was there. It's not clear where it came from. You know, people in the office already know. Of course many are surprised. Why would Vanya want to be Ucup's girlfriend? And half don't believe it.
"But that's the reality," said Mas Darmo from the service department, convincing Mbak Vera in the canteen.
"The proof?"
"Vanya is often invited to eat by Ucup."
"Hihi...," Ms. Vera giggled, "it's just normal, isn't it? Vanya's hobby is being treated the most." Ms. Vera still insists she's not sure. Because he knows very well how Vanya and Ucup behave. He really hates it. If you measure it, Somad actually has a bigger chance of being able to attract Vanya than Ucup. It's true that since the hide and seek incident, Ucup has become close to Vanya. But in the end I hated him again, because Ucup was often nervous.
So how could Vanya want to be with Kuneup, eh Ucup.
Ms. Vera was daydreaming alone.
Why are you so serious then? People who are dating, why am I the one who is dizzy.
But maybe Vanya is dating Ucup.
Even iron can break. Especially Vanya.
Who knows, Vanya might have been hit by a pellet.
The problem is that lately Ucup has been using sinyongnyong oil a lot.
It was only three days later that Mbak Vera was sure that Vanya had become Ucup's girlfriend, after the whole Ga Ga Radio told her. Including the siomai maker who often hangs out in front of the office.
Moreover, on one occasion, Mbak Vera caught Vanya eating with her mother at Hanamasa.
Yee, so what does this have to do with Ucup?
Yes, there aren't any. That's just what Mbak Ver can do.
And so far Vanya herself hasn't realized that gossip about her is spreading on Radio Ga Ga.
Vanya remains as usual, when she broadcasts she likes to sleep. And I rarely wash my feet when I want to sleep.
***
"Wow, it's great that you have a boyfriend, Ucup. He's your senior at Radio Ga Ga. Your career can get even better, right?"
Vanya walked away.
At half past one the air in the school yard was really hot. Just from Vienna, Vanya found out that she was considered Ucup's girlfriend.
Vanya was clearly confused.
"What boyfriend? Don't make up fictional stories, you know."
"Ah, turtles in a boat! Striped cats don't like to know, who's here, who's there, the sky is cloudy above the boat, the frogs don't jump as many times, there are lots of baby betok fish, they shoot birds that get hit by chickens, the oil spills in the bucket, butt "blue buttocks are dirty, grilled corn on roof tiles," said Wina. Yes, lately he's been really crazy about rhymes. The problem is that I want to take part in an inter-high school rhyme reciprocation competition. So keep practicing every day. The prize is a Cililitan-Kalideres bus ticket.
"What the hell, why are you being so silly?" Vanya groaned.
"Eh, yes, why are you being so stupid? If you want to be polite, you can't find your partner. What this means is, Vanyadon't be a turtle on a boat. Don't pretend you don't know. Eh, you'll meet your rhyme partner."
"What are you pretending to do, monnyong."
"Are you dating Ucup?"
"Amimit the baby."
"The baby was crying, being pinched by his mother. The mother tripped and his father fell. Previously he hated, now he loves. The umbrella is a dead person's umbrella. The wings of a dragonfly are clear in color. The chainsaw is covering his eyes. The skinny goat is stuck in the door. The motorbike taxi driver's ears are tickled. Shoes are worn..."
"Let's start making fun again!"
Vienna is indifferent.
"This must be Kuncup's fault. I'm annoyed. Who spreads cheap gossip like that?"
Vienna couldn't answer immediately.
***
Ucup already put on a familiar look as soon as Vanya came out of the recording room. But since Ucup tunes his radio in the room of his rented house, Vanya doesn't know at all.
Vanya tidied up the letters she had just read for the T2M broadcast.
Ucup fixed his appearance in the mirror. That night in Ucup's room it was very quiet.
It's also quiet in the studio.
There were only Vanya, Andi, and Wina who were nodding off in the corner.
Ucup set Right Here Waiting on his tip. Then hug the bolster as tightly as possible. The cold air bites.
Ah, if only someone accompanied me tonight. Ucup thought to himself. Then put mosquito repellent.
The neighbor's rooster almost croaked.
Meanwhile, Vanya and Wina have been home from Radio Ga Ga.
Ucup really couldn't sleep. His heart was restless. Lots to think about. It was his soul mate who was dragging his feet that made Ucup confused all over the place.
I'm getting older. But until now there hasn't been a single girl who is willing to be his girlfriend.
How not to get confused?
But Ucup doesn't need to be that confused if he realizes that what is making his soul mate difficult is actually himself. This is because Ucup's taste is too high. Ucup is too picky when looking for a partner. Very often his choices do not suit his condition. The people he likes are film stars, photo models. Or as unlucky as Aneka Ria Safari's extras or background dancers. Try it, who would want to see Ucup's poor condition? Again, if I'm honest, even ordinary people don't necessarily want to be with Ucup.
This is because he also mostly performs in discos or other jet set places. Yes, he always pretends to be a jet set. His social circle just seems to be selective with the upper classes. It doesn't look like much, but it looks tight. The money I get paid every month, I only spend it jogging at the Musro, drinking vodka, going on dates at expensive restaurants. Even though he found out, those cute girls who were interested only wanted to fuck him.
The problem is, Ucup always has a different story to the reality. Very sweet. In short, Ucup never fails when it comes to having a crush on a film star. In fact, usually, the film star is the first to have a crush on him.
Many are not sure. But the crazy thing is, once upon a time Ucup also went out with a top film star who he said was his girlfriend. As a broadcaster, he is also close to artists for radio interviews. But it's not necessarily for dating.
And until now Ucup is still alone.
That's if he wants to be honest.
And Ucup gasped when his neighbor's rooster crowed in disco rhythm.
Morning is approaching.
***
That day the telephone at Ucup's house rang. Ucup, who had just woken up, after hanging out all night at the discotheque, grabbed the telephone receiver lazily, "Who?"
"Hello, Bang Ucup, right? This is Vanya."
Vanya? Ucup immediately jumped up and sat up. Oh, it's really unusual for this kid to call here. What is it?
"Look, Bang Ucup is leaving today, isn't he?"
"No, what's wrongVanya?" Ucup said hopefully.
"At that time, when we were leaving, one of Vanya's gold earrings was missing. Did you forget it in Bang Ucup's car?"
"I don't know, right? Later, Brother Ucup will look for it first."
"Yes, of course. Please look for it, bro. If you don't find it, please replace it, okay? I'll take it there after school."
And Vanya immediately hung up the phone.
Meanwhile, Ucup still doesn't believe in sitting on the bed. He was so amazed that he didn't care about the sarong which was sagging down to his knees. Ah, the child finally got it, thought Ucup. Yes, actually he really has a crush on Vanya.
And now, suddenly Vanya called to come. Wow, good sign. Even if he wants to buy one hundred gram gold earrings, he will label them.
And Vanya actually came when Ucup was busy dismantling his car.
"Hi!" Vanya exclaimed cheerfully, as she dived sharply into Ucup's yard on her roller skates. Still wearing uniform and school bag.
"Hi!" Ucup replied cheerfully. He was really amazed to see Vanya's appearance that day. Innocent and sweet. Her hair is tied in a ponytail.
"See you, bro?"
"Too bad, no. Let's just buy a new one, shall we?"
"Vanya doesn't have any money."
"Why did you buy it?"
Vanya smiled. "Can I have a drink?"
"Uh, oh, sure. What would you like to drink? Tequila Sunnse? Vodka?" said Ucup, pretending to know.
"Ah, just CocaCola."
"Oh, CocaCola's out of stock again."
"Okay, just water."
Then Ucup invited Vanya to sit on the front porch.
A moment later, Ucup appeared with ice water and a plate of fried peanuts. Then accompany Vanya.
"Brother, have you heard the new rumors?"
"What gossip?" Ucup was pounding.
"He said the two of us are dating."
"Oh yeah?" Ucup acted surprised. But it was clear from the tip of his thumb that Ucup's surprise was too artificial.
"Then what do you think, Brother?"
Ucup is embarrassed. "What about Vanya?"
Vanya closed her eyes while smiling. Then he said calmly, "What's the matter with those who spread rumors? We've only been out together once."
"Well, I don't know. You don't like being gossiped about like that," said Ucup worriedly.
"Ah, quite the opposite. Why just gossip, huh? Try to actually tell me yourself if you like me "
Ucup was shocked. He never thought that Vanya would say that. As a boy he feels really small. Losing manly to Vanya. Yes, why did Vanya have to come here? Why didn't Ucup just come to Vanya's house and express what was in his heart? Why do you have to spread rumors?
"Vanya "Ueap Ucup faltered. "Actually, it's Aabang himself who spread
that gossip. I'm sorry, Vanyabecause I'm afraid that Vanya won't like me "
Now! Vanya immediately stood up, "Oh, I see. So it's true what the radio kids say, this is your own doing. You country bumpkin!" Vanya also splashed ice water on Ucup's face.
When Vanya disappeared around the corner on Jalan Ucup, he realized that he was trapped.
***
One wet afternoon, in the administration room next to the on air room, Ucup finally apologized for all his actions. Vanya was still grumpy. But in the end it was fine after seeing Ucup's sad look.
"Brother Ucup, that's the way it is. That's why don't be picky, bro," Vanya tried to be friendly.
"Yes, Cup, it's okay to be picky. But don't be too inflated. Just be normal. We also have to know who we are. There's no need to dream too much. There's no need to desire too much for something that doesn't suit our mentality. In fact, it will be a hassle. Ashtray, right? "It's only suitable for cigarette holders," Ms. Vera also gave advice.
Ucup became increasingly sour.
"What do you mean, Miss Ver, is this an ashtray?"
"Ms. Vera didn't say that, you know. It was Ucup herself who said that. Ms. Vera just believed it. Well, her friend also has the same name."
Ucup was stunned.
Vanya hurriedly surprised him.
"So, what did Ms. Ver suggest earlier?"
"It's good to obey. But the problem now is, I really want to have a girlfriend, Miss Vera."
"Oh, that's easy," said Ms. Vera. "By chance, Miss Vera has an acquaintance. Are you interested?"
Ucup's eyes immediately shone brightly.
Vanya immediately turned to Mbak Vera. Suspect.
"Who, Sis?" Ucup asked impatiently. He seems really interested.
"Saodah, the son of Miss Vera's neighbor's ketupat maker. He doesn't look very coVanyabut he's a good son and is good at reciting the Koran, again. How about it, do you want to?"
He hesitated before finally nodding in resignation.
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